i had a nightmare. problem is… i’m kind of already living it. i’m stuck here. almost everyone i sort of ‘grew’ up with have already moved on. and i’m still stuck here. i’m lost.
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as seen on reddit.
that’s it. after looking at this link… i have just one thing to say. there’s no hope for mankind. we’re all going to hell!
One day, 4 men applied for a job. All 4 of them were the same in every respect so the employer decided to test them by asking them a question. The best answer would get the job.
The question: What’s the fastest thing in the world?
The first man, an American, says this:”The fastest thing in the world is a thought. A thought comes and goes the instance you think of it. Nothing is faster than a thought.”
The second man, an Australian says this:”I live in a ranch. Therefore, I think the fastest thing in the world is electricity. I can press a switch here and a light will turn on at that far end. Even without thinking, it will switch on.”
The third man is a Briton. He says:”The fastest thing is a blink of an eye. Why do you think people says ‘oh it happened in a blink of an eye’?”
Now the last man, a Singaporean, has this to say:”Pardon me guys. Last night, before I could think, before I could switch on the light and before I could blink an eye… I shat down my pants. In my opinion,a diarrhea is faster than those you mentioned.”